Butch Cassidy
January 22nd, 2009I ate at Butch Cassidy’s Restaurant in Montpelier, Idaho tonight. I just wanted something a little different than the regional McDonalds ripoff, Arctic Circle (although Arctic Circle is better than MickyDees in my opinion). And it was a good excuse to get out of the hotel room and get one last gulp of something local before flying back to Nashville tomorrow.
I walked over to Butch’s, across a snowbank, since its next door to the Super 8 I’m staying in. It was a little slippery tonight, as it had been raining and snowing most of the day. The front façade had a western flair to it, with a wooden porch along the entire front of the building. A sign on the door advertised steak specials and an upcoming Valentine’s Day Dinner. Oh, and you can get your lottery tickets here too.
So I walked in and to my left was a cash register area, and assorted western travel gifty like things, candy bars, sodas, and other useless nick nacks. In front of me was a long dark wood hallway, with a sign above that read Restrooms… and something else I can’t remember, since I was trying to take everything in at once, and it was all a bit overwhelming. But thinking back, the hallway was a bit odd, since it kept going and had quite a number of unmarked doors to either side. All this while I was trying to decide in a very brief moment whether I should attempt to figure out where to sit, wait to be seated, or calmly but quickly turn around, walk out, get in my car and drive a block down to the Arctic Circle.
So off to my right was what I now consider the dining area. The room was lit by plentiful fluorescent lighting in the beige colored drop ceiling, leaving nothing to the imagination. There was a low counter, with old chairs along it. The vinyl on the chairs was cracking, exposing the yellow foam padding within. There were about 4 men seated at the counter, all very rugged and local looking. But they could also have been regular truckers, since the Super 8 advertised truck parking, and I can see where this could be a way-stop on hwy 89. Behind the counter was a young girl in jeans, t-shirt, and some of the largest hair I’ve seen on someone that young. She was very comfortable conversing with the guys at the counter. As I walked in, trying to make my ultimate dining decision for the evening, I got… The Stare. All eyes turned, evaluated, and wrote off in one smooth not so quick motion. I was safe for the moment.
There were some booths along the wall, with cowboy and Indian prints on the fabric, so I occupied one of them. Cigarette smoke filled the air. As soon as the waitress was done talking about how she had unsuccessfully tried to become an electrician, she came over with a blue plastic cup of ice water, and what looked like a small town news paper. She laid both before me and said, “That’s your menu”, and walked off. I looked it over and was surprised to find steak dinners for 18 dollars. I guess because of the décor I wasn’t expecting to find a meal for that price here. I glanced quickly through the newspaper and found a basket of chicken fingers and decided to go with that.
When the waitress came by to take my order, I asked for the chicken fingers and some fries, and asked if they had any beer. She said yes, so I asked what kind. She said she would have to go ask, since she only knows the “basic stuff”.
A larger older woman came over and said, “Okay here’s how this works. We have wine, beer, mixed drinks, but nothing on tap”. I asked what kind of beer she had. I guess at this point, to really get into the moment, I should have just asked for bud. But due to habit, and a wild curiosity at a “what if” kinda scenario, I decided to go for it. She scrunched up here eyes and started thinking. “Well, we got bud, bud light, miller, and… that cuervo… I forget what it’s called, you know the one you put the lime in? Amber Bock…”, “Ooo, I’ll take Amber Bock,” I said. She returned a minute later with the bottle, and a couple minutes later, my dinner arrived, just barely long enough to open up the bags of frozen items, dump them in the fryer and let them cook a bit.
My steak fries were completely unsalted, but generally cooked through. The chicken fingers where a little thin on the meat side, but had plenty of breading to compensate. There was a pickle sitting on a rather sad little pile of wilted lettuce to one side. I forced down a couple fries, and ate all the chicken, dipping the lot in the small tub of whatever the cheapest BBQ sauce was at the local grocery store. You know, the kind where just by looking at it you can tell one of the major ingredients is some sort of thickening agent?
I enjoyed 2 beers, and soaked in the ambience, listening to the conversation between the guys at the counter and the waitress. Something about probation, and a friend’s boyfriend that didn’t seem to garner much approval from those gathered. I left a tip, paid for my meal in the gifty area, and walked out into the cold dark rainy night, back to my hotel.

